I'll make this quick.
STOP
MAKING
COMEDIES
WITH
THE
ENTIRE
FUCKING
CAST
OF
SNL AND MADTV
YOU
FUCKING
IDIOTS.
Seriously, almost every potentially good comedy has the same fucking cast of people. Now I don't hate them (Kristin Wiig, Jane Lynch, Bill Hader, Bobby Lee to name a few.) But god damn, it's almost like that one asshole friend that plays the same song over and over and over again to the point that it ruins the entire fucking music genre for you. That's how bad it's gotten to. I honestly don't even want to fucking watch SNL and MadTV at this point and I caught every airing of both whenever it came on. I was a religious viewer for fuck sakes.
Sunday, 4 March 2012
Thursday, 23 February 2012
I'm back.
I forgot my e-mail. Turns out that even if I remembered my e-mail Google saved it. Thanks Google. I'm glad you did something right.
Anyway I digress. In the 3 months I've had this blog up, no one has even looked at it (I assume.)
So how goes it?
Anyway I digress. In the 3 months I've had this blog up, no one has even looked at it (I assume.)
So how goes it?
Monday, 12 December 2011
Green Peace and other obnoxious assholes.
Green Peace, World Wild Life Fund and many others are obnoxious, fabricating assholes.
Now, a lot of these groups blame the lumber industry for the loss of the world's natural filtration, thousands (yes thousands) of species being wiped out every decade and the list goes on. They also go as far to say that the lumber industry ads nothing to the world but pollution. These dumb fucks with their tunnel vision, they forget to mention how millions of houses rely on wood heat as a cheaper and more effective method of heat, as well as the use of lumber for shelter and education. Without lumber, most of us would be homeless and without education or even heat in some cases.
Now a bit of backing for my standpoint. While living up, I was in a poor household. Worse yet, we couldn't use gas to heat our home so we had to use wood. I relied on wood heating for 15 years of my life. In case you don't remember or didn't know to begin with, I'm only 18. More backing up, wood makes paper and paper is used for books of which we learn from.
These people run their mouths without looking at the big picture. Sure, what I am doing isn't much less of a tangent itself but at least I think with an optimistic view when I'm trying to put someone in their place.
But then again, I am pessimistic a lot too.
Now, a lot of these groups blame the lumber industry for the loss of the world's natural filtration, thousands (yes thousands) of species being wiped out every decade and the list goes on. They also go as far to say that the lumber industry ads nothing to the world but pollution. These dumb fucks with their tunnel vision, they forget to mention how millions of houses rely on wood heat as a cheaper and more effective method of heat, as well as the use of lumber for shelter and education. Without lumber, most of us would be homeless and without education or even heat in some cases.
Now a bit of backing for my standpoint. While living up, I was in a poor household. Worse yet, we couldn't use gas to heat our home so we had to use wood. I relied on wood heating for 15 years of my life. In case you don't remember or didn't know to begin with, I'm only 18. More backing up, wood makes paper and paper is used for books of which we learn from.
These people run their mouths without looking at the big picture. Sure, what I am doing isn't much less of a tangent itself but at least I think with an optimistic view when I'm trying to put someone in their place.
But then again, I am pessimistic a lot too.
Saturday, 10 December 2011
Prepaid Credit Cards
Now I'm a big buyer of these Prepaid Credit Cards, right. Now the problem that I have is I have about $350 worth of cards with $33 left on them and I can't spend a fucking dime on shit I want. I don't want to inconvenience clerks by having to ring up 10 different cards so I can purchase another. I don't do that shit. I hate being an ass like that.
Why isn't there an option to add your funds to paypal without having to need a minimum amount? I need at least $2.45 in order to register a card on Paypal, what a fucking load of shit.
Why isn't there an option to add your funds to paypal without having to need a minimum amount? I need at least $2.45 in order to register a card on Paypal, what a fucking load of shit.
Wednesday, 7 December 2011
The wrong type of cynics.
I'm all fine with the whole occasional prank call that isn't in 3 in the morning when someone has to get up at 6, I'm ok with the occasional flaming shit on the door step, I'm ok with the occasional prank that doesn't involve someone spending literally hours and hours cleaning up.
It's funny, I get it, pulling pranks. But who in the fuck is the dumb sad little fuck that spends 20 dollars on toilet paper and 30 minutes of their time to throw said toilet paper around someone's yard? Someone that is going to come home, or wake up and have to spend fucking hours cleaning that up?
People like you deserve a fate so terrible that I would actually, providing I caught you in the act, slaughter you and your family. I don't care if I get thrown in jail for life, I don't. I'm doing the whole universe a favor getting rid of your stupid ass and your whole family. Your stupid ass came from them, so to prevent a whole new line of jackasses I will commit to that.
The same goes for the people that ruin other's pass times. I'm a gamer and I play the game League of Legends. 1 out of every 3 games I encounter a cunt so big they deserve the worst fucking fate and I don't mean death. I mean skinned alive, teeth pulled, electrocuted, waterboarded, etc. The worst possible torture techniques and then death. You people ruin something that people enjoy and you don't just ruin someones middle-of-a-tv-show, you ruin someones fucking hour long game. You can ruin someones whole afternoon and in fact, it also drives people from the activity entirely.
Let me put it this way, if your whole family was butchered and I mean butchered as in they were used for fucking meat. I would not shed a tear. If your Mother, Sisters, Aunts, cousins even your fucking grandmother were raped by 50 guys with foot long cocks, for hours until they died from exhaustion and dehydration. I would fucking laugh. If they broke everything you owned, killed your dog, raped your family, burnt your house down and hunted you down for the rest of your life killing everyone you knew, everyone you loved and destroyed everything you care about I would spend every dime I got to win the lottery as many times as I could and pay them every fucking cent. Why? Because you people deserve it.
You know who you are, yes I am mad and you all deserve the fate I described.
It's funny, I get it, pulling pranks. But who in the fuck is the dumb sad little fuck that spends 20 dollars on toilet paper and 30 minutes of their time to throw said toilet paper around someone's yard? Someone that is going to come home, or wake up and have to spend fucking hours cleaning that up?
People like you deserve a fate so terrible that I would actually, providing I caught you in the act, slaughter you and your family. I don't care if I get thrown in jail for life, I don't. I'm doing the whole universe a favor getting rid of your stupid ass and your whole family. Your stupid ass came from them, so to prevent a whole new line of jackasses I will commit to that.
The same goes for the people that ruin other's pass times. I'm a gamer and I play the game League of Legends. 1 out of every 3 games I encounter a cunt so big they deserve the worst fucking fate and I don't mean death. I mean skinned alive, teeth pulled, electrocuted, waterboarded, etc. The worst possible torture techniques and then death. You people ruin something that people enjoy and you don't just ruin someones middle-of-a-tv-show, you ruin someones fucking hour long game. You can ruin someones whole afternoon and in fact, it also drives people from the activity entirely.
Let me put it this way, if your whole family was butchered and I mean butchered as in they were used for fucking meat. I would not shed a tear. If your Mother, Sisters, Aunts, cousins even your fucking grandmother were raped by 50 guys with foot long cocks, for hours until they died from exhaustion and dehydration. I would fucking laugh. If they broke everything you owned, killed your dog, raped your family, burnt your house down and hunted you down for the rest of your life killing everyone you knew, everyone you loved and destroyed everything you care about I would spend every dime I got to win the lottery as many times as I could and pay them every fucking cent. Why? Because you people deserve it.
You know who you are, yes I am mad and you all deserve the fate I described.
Undeserving talentless hacks.
I'm aware that I'm the first person in the world to ever insult Justin Bieber, so I might as well make this a good one.
Now, I'm nothing short of amazing. I can give 13 different types of massages, play the drums, piano, chello, guitar as well as being able to speak 83 different languages and able to make love to 14 different women.
I've done these all at the same time, twice. It's no easy task but I'm able to do it.
All kidding aside, how in the fuck can a below average guitar player, singer and song writer become so popular and loved? Anyone can write love songs, anyone can play the same 4 chords over and over and anyone who sings at least 5 seconds a day for a month can sing. Yet out of all of us, he gets a record deal? Seriously?
Now, I'm nothing short of amazing. I can give 13 different types of massages, play the drums, piano, chello, guitar as well as being able to speak 83 different languages and able to make love to 14 different women.
I've done these all at the same time, twice. It's no easy task but I'm able to do it.
All kidding aside, how in the fuck can a below average guitar player, singer and song writer become so popular and loved? Anyone can write love songs, anyone can play the same 4 chords over and over and anyone who sings at least 5 seconds a day for a month can sing. Yet out of all of us, he gets a record deal? Seriously?
Not a rant.
3 years ago I doubted that I would have ever had any hard and long, drawn out discussions. Today, I'm surprised. I must've really grown up in the past 3 years.
hehe... hard and long.
hehe... hard and long.
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